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Plasma Globe
A palm-sized glass sphere of miniature lightning that leans toward your finger when you touch it.
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Shouldn't exist
Objects that look like a mistake in the laws of the room.

Shouldn't exist · No. 01
A palm-sized glass sphere of miniature lightning that leans toward your finger when you touch it.
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Shouldn't exist · No. 02
A tabletop tank of imitation jellyfish that drift on a quiet current, with no animals to feed.
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Shouldn't exist · No. 03
A hand-blown glass toadstool with wavy stripes, dimmable, that glows like something found on a night walk.
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Shouldn't exist · No. 20
Two parabolic mirrors that project a small object so it appears to sit on top of the dish. A finger goes through it.
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Shouldn't exist · No. 23
A ceramic cup with a hidden siphon. Fill it to the line and it is a cup. Fill it past the line and the whole drink runs out the bottom.
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Shouldn't exist · No. 38
A rechargeable LED wand on a thin black string. Loop it on a finger and the light seems to float while the hand draws.
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Has everything
For the person whose shelves are already full of ordinary good taste.

Has everything · No. 04
A sealed bottle of black magnetic liquid that spikes into a tiny landscape when a magnet comes near.
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Has everything · No. 05
A novel printed as a library book, stuffed with margin notes, letters, and loose inserts you have to keep in order.
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Has everything · No. 06
A clear sphere with a three-dimensional maze inside. You tilt the whole world to move one small ball.
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Has everything · No. 22
Chris Ware's graphic novel as a box of fourteen separate pieces: books, pamphlets, a newspaper, a board, and scraps you can lose in a real apartment.
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Has everything · No. 26
A wooden machine you build from 294 pieces, then crank. Ten steel marbles climb the gears and race a night-city track.
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Has everything · No. 27
A two-player chess set in which the pieces are mirrors. You win by bouncing a laser onto the other player's king.
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Has everything · No. 28
A palm-sized magnetic cube that folds into more than seventy shapes. This one is the Solar finish, yellow and red and holographic.
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Has everything · No. 32
A marble run with flexible tracks that stick to a window, a fridge, or a door. The wall is the support.
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Has everything · No. 35
Twelve reversible triangles with rotating magnets, transparent on one side and pink-orange on the other. They click into a pyramid, a star, or something less obedient.
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Surprisingly useful
Tools that earn their keep the first time you use them.

Surprisingly useful · No. 07
A sideways carbon-steel peeler that takes a long ribbon off a carrot instead of a fussy scrape.
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Surprisingly useful · No. 08
Five blades that turn a pile of herbs into a neat shower with one snip, plus the comb that gets the leaves back out.
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Surprisingly useful · No. 09
A pressurized brass bullet pen that writes upside down, in the cold, and in the conditions it was actually built for.
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Surprisingly useful · No. 24
An alarm clock on wheels. When it goes off, it rolls off the nightstand and hides, so turning it off means getting out of bed.
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Under $25
Small and specific. They were inexpensive when we checked. Prices change.

Under $25 · No. 10
A small guillotine that holds a bagel still and splits it without the usual drama.
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Under $25 · No. 11
A palm-sized trimmer that shaves the pills off a sweater and makes an old coat look decided-upon again.
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Under $25 · No. 12
A kit for building a kaleidoscope, then filling the end with dried flowers, stones, and whatever small thing you add later.
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Under $25 · No. 29
A two-inch acrylic cube with cyan, magenta, and yellow faces. Turn it and the overlaps become red, green, and blue.
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Under $25 · No. 33
A motor, markers, a battery, and cardstock for a machine that draws by wobbling. The body is something from the recycling bin.
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From the future
Things that hover, float, or behave like a prototype that escaped the lab.

From the future · No. 13
A pen that hangs at 23.5 degrees on a magnetic stand, the same tilt as the Earth's axis, and still writes.
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From the future · No. 14
A small pot that hangs in midair and turns, meant for an air plant because you cannot really water a floating pot.
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From the future · No. 15
A sealed display of magnetic liquid and two magnets, so someone can pull spikes out of a black puddle without a cleanup.
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From the future · No. 19
A glass bulb with black-and-white vanes that spin when light hits them, and sit still in the dark. No battery, no motor.
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From the future · No. 25
A small wooden platform that hangs in the air on chains, tense enough to hold a plant, with no post underneath it.
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From the future · No. 31
A solderless kit for an instrument you play by moving your hands through an electric field. Breadboard, parts, batteries, and a booklet are in the box.
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Never search for
Books and objects nobody types into a gift search, which is why they work.

Never search for · No. 16
John Koenig's dictionary of invented words for emotions the old words do not quite cover.
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Never search for · No. 17
Calvino's slim novel of impossible cities, described by Marco Polo to Kublai Khan, a few pages at a time.
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Never search for · No. 18
Rebecca Solnit's essays on wandering, blue distance, and the uses of not knowing where you are.
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Never search for · No. 21
Luigi Serafini's encyclopedia of an invented world, written in a script nobody can read, with diagrams of creatures that do not exist.
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Never search for · No. 30
A rubber-band ornithopter with a 15.5-inch wingspan. Wind it, toss it, and the wings flap hard enough to fly.
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Never search for · No. 34
A 78-card tarot deck whose pictures are scientists, discoveries, and the odd habits of the physical world.
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Never search for · No. 36
Two soft lighted poi and eight modes, including a flame look and a rainbow fade, for learning to spin light in circles.
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Never search for · No. 37
A Japanese note-shaped instrument. Slide a finger along the stem for the pitch, and squeeze the mouth for the wobble.
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Collections
No. 01
Lightning, magnetic liquid, and a pen that was built for orbit.
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No. 02
Strange on purpose, and inexpensive the day we checked.
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No. 03
Pens, dictionaries of feelings, and one novel that is also an archive.
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No. 04
For the piece of furniture where a lot of people actually live.
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No. 05
Showpieces for a person who does not need another sensible thing.
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No. 06
Toys that grew up and refused to become tasteful.
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No. 07
Instruments and demos you can hand to a person, not a classroom.
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No. 08
A short shelf, because most useful gifts are dull.
6 oddities
No. 09
Objects that change a room more than a candle does.
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No. 10
Gifts that do not show up when you type the person's hobby into a box.
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